Have we been introduced?

Welcome to my new blog. I'm taking part in a very important social experiment, it may not look like work - but that's just typical of the way dogs are perceived by humans.
We're very much misunderstood.
For example, take my distant cousin Tret from Eastern Europe.
His owner quite literally drives him up the wall! (Don't try this at home by the way - unless you're a cat! Yikes.)


Please visit my facebook page and tell the humans (who think they run this place) that you like it. And do drop by here, and there, regularly so we can chew things over together.
I've just pinched the keys to the store cupboard, so I will be giving away loads of Company of Animals goodies over the next few days.
I'm trying to give my Nemesis (the postman) a hernia - so make sure you win lots of prizes please.
I've overheard the others talking in the 'Bored Room' and they say when they've got 5,000 friends on facebook they're going to give something valuable away to charity.
(I'm really hoping they don't mean me!)
What charity would you like it to be?
I'm sure they'll be asking me what to do - they do value my input most of the time. Although I'm still getting dirty looks for leading the impressionable Humphrey astray... and apologies to all those on the M25 delayed by that. Is it my fault that rabbits don't understand the Highway Code?
In case you're wondering - no, I can't type.
I dictate.
Like most other captains of industry I have a secretary so any spelling and grammar issues are definitely down to her.